est. 2025 · swyambhu, kathmandu, nepalfresh off the oven ★ welcome to sayummy'sprice of visit: one smile
sayummy's
menu'spaper
makes you say yummy!
today's forecast: 100% chance of cookies@sayummys
★ gamepaper issue 01 is out — free with anything★ eight stamps = one cookie on us★ tag @sayummys and #getprinted★ cookies baked this morning, gone by noon★ thc club: the shelves behind you are for sale
the clubhouse · reader benefits

every visit counts

a café that pays you back in cookies, paper and a little bit of fame.

how it all connects

one order sets the whole thing off.
  1. 01
    sign up
    you count — circulation goes up by one and the whole room gets closer to the reward.
  2. 02
    order anything
    spend रू 150+ and get a stamp, and there's a gamepaper on your table.
  3. 03
    play & post
    solve it, colour it, spill coffee on it. then tag us.
  4. 04
    get printed
    one reader a week lands in the next issue of the gamepaper.
  5. 05
    cash in
    land on a marked stamp and get the prize.
01 · the reader count

the circulation

every reader who signs up gets counted, once, the moment they join. the room hits the goal together, the room gets rewarded together.

the goal
hit the goal and the 4pm tray goes half price.
your cut
every sign-up gets a 10% off code, good for one order at the counter.
how we count
one reader per sign-up. a real name, a real email, a real number — counted once, by the list, not by hand.
the circulation one per subscriber
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readers signed up
300 more to unlockgoal 300
hit the goal and the 4pm tray goes half price.
new readers · last seven days
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02 · loyalty programme

local café hides four prizes in a stamp card. refuses to comment.

14 stamps. 4 prizes. what they are is classified.

  1. 01scan the qr at the counter.
  2. 02spend रू 150+ and get a stamp.
  3. 03land on a marked stamp and get the prize.
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. stamp 5: a sealed prize
  6. 6
  7. stamp 7: a sealed prize
  8. 8
  9. 9
  10. stamp 10: a sealed prize
  11. 11
  12. 12
  13. 13
  14. stamp 14: a sealed prize
we know what's in them. you don't. that's the business model.
the bigger the number, the bigger the envelope.

sources confirm: stamp 14 is not the end

finish the card and something else starts. we're not allowed to say more. ok fine, it involves coffee and cookies.

still reading? the counter is 4 metres away.

your card lives on restrox. make a profile there once, then check your stamps any time.

  • रू 150+ on one bill earns one stamp.
  • one card per person.
  • prizes are revealed on your card after you join.
03 · reader rewards#getprinted

post us, get printed

the best seat in the paper is yours. post a photo, story or reel from the café and the newsroom picks one reader every week.

  1. 01post — a photo, story or reel from the café. tag @sayummys and #getprinted.
  2. 02we pick — every sunday the newsroom chooses one reader of the week.
  3. 03you're in — your shot runs in the next gamepaper issue, and your next cookie is on us.
your photo, front page
your photo, front page
your photo, front page
04 · the readers decide

vote the next cookie

one of these goes in the oven next. pick one. the winner gets baked.

1 · 100%
0 · 0%
one vote per reader1 vote
05 · the hidden collective club · a shop of its own, inside sayummy's

thc club

there's a whole marketplace happening behind you.
look up!

every shelf in here belongs to someone — not a warehouse, not a factory in another country. a person in this city who makes things with their hands and had nowhere to put them.

renting a shop in kathmandu is a fantasy for most makers, so we cut the shop into shelves. ceramics beside candles beside crafts beside whatever someone's been making at 2am.

if you make things

there's a shelf with your name on it. ask anyone at the counter.

if you don't

go touch something. buy it. tell them who made it.
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