hot · cold · sweetwhat's pouring today?
the thiccshake
we convinced cookie to dance with milk for you. you're welcome :)
special!by the tasting desk · filed from the counterreading time: one bite
our photographer is still chewing
someone looked at a milkshake, then at a cookie, and asked the only logical question: what if they were the same thing. pick any cookie from the counter and we blend it straight into your shake — thicker than a milkshake, more interesting than a cookie, and completely its own thing. the flavour changes with whatever you pick, so every thiccshake is technically a limited edition. the warning on our menu exists because of this drink specifically.
“share it? nobody ever does”
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